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Preview our books in the works and become an early adopter. 


Hello Early Adopter!

You're here out of curiosity, no doubt. "What do these two writers have up their sleeves?" Well, as it turns out, we have lots of cool projects in the works and these four are very nearly done. Since they're about ready to be shipped, we're turning to you for help. What do you expect out of an eBook? How much do you want to pay for it? What's your preferred device? We have no idea because we're basically a couple of hermits writing these things, but you know what you like, and we want to make you happy, most of all. So please, browse our MVPs and feel free to take our quick surveys. We can't wait to deliver something you'll f#cking love.

Cheers, Amber + John

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This is for people who are thinking about starting a business online, or for those who have just started one. Think of it as your foundation for everything you intend to build. We'll walk you through the process of figuring out your style, offer, and target customer. Then we'll guide you through building your brand, refining your message, and drafting fresh sales copy that truly expresses who you are: a human being trying to make a connection.


site bite

This step-by-step guide to Squarespace is designed to help you build a polished website as quickly as possible. We'll walk you through from start to finish, using the content you crafted with I AM NOT A BOT. You can expect to get the basics on typography, colors, photography, working with templates, and understanding the back-end in this short, to-the-point tutorial. This won't be the website with all the bells and whistles, but it will get the job done so that you can dive right in, launch your site, and start testing your product or service on the market. 


Project 1099

You've got your brand, you've built your website, and now you're on the prowl for clients. You could be an artist trying to sell their work, a small business owner wanting to make a dent online, or just a scrappy freelancer trying to get by. Whatever the case, this book will talk about the more macro issues of running a business online (with some micro-level stories in between). Think: managing your website, dealing with negative reactions, working with clients, marketing your services, and staying sane while losing your mind.


Gambler's Choice (Fiction)

The stands are half-empty, the show moms are drunk, and the teenagers are lining up by the ring as the National Anthem blares through water-logged speakers. Finely groomed horses are snorting, prancing, and kicking at their trainers as adrenaline rises and the competition begins. Welcome to the world of show jumping, where the rails are five feet high and the bills never seem to end. It's a world where everyone is betting on something, and more often than not, you lose.